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Author:  Gaara [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:11 am ]
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Chris A wrote:
Gaara wrote:
Remember when NASCAR people mocked Indycar when the Indy 500 finished under yellow? At least Indy had a likeable winner.


Are you suggesting NASCAR should pick the winners?


Don't they already? :whistling:

Author:  Chris A [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:12 am ]
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hahahalololol good one!

Author:  Gaara [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:19 am ]
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Well there was that time they tried to do it in Jr's favour and the fans fucked it up by throwing shit on the track. Single file restarts and second place was always getting past the leader on the restarts but still they went apeshit when they put Gordon in front of Jr :lol:

Author:  codename_47 [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:23 am ]
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Giving fans the chance to create yellows by arming them with tomatoes and vegtables to throw on track when they're bored

Discuss

Posts ending in discuss already being overmilked to death by me

Discuss

Author:  Cartman [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:24 am ]
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Discuss

Discuss

Author:  Gaara [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:27 am ]
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I'm going to make the board change 'discuss' to 'I am an unfunny poster' :p

Author:  Philthy82 [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:33 am ]
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I'd love to have seen this board after Earnhardt's win in '98.

"OMFG SUCH BLUE BALLS"

"NASCAR gave that one to Dale <tinfoil hat>"

"FUCK YOU JOHN ANDRETTI YOU FUCKIN HACK"

Author:  Joe A [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:36 am ]
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So I did start something. My bad lol.

Author:  MotoKris1 [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:36 am ]
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To end this week :D

Author:  Gaara [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:38 am ]
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Joe A wrote:
So I did start something. My bad lol.



Starting something...

That's a paddlin'

Author:  codename_47 [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:40 am ]
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ziomkris96 wrote:
To end this week :D


The only reason they used this over www.badgerbadgerbadger.com is that there are no badgers in america

Totally should've been Badgers....
Philthy82 wrote:
I'd love to have seen this board after Earnhardt's win in '98.

"OMFG SUCH BLUE BALLS"

"NASCAR gave that one to Dale <tinfoil hat>"

"FUCK YOU JOHN ANDRETTI YOU FUCKIN HACK"


FUCK THIS FAKED WWF SHIT WITH THE ENTIRE PIT LANE COMING OUT TO APPLAUD HIM, DALE SHOULD'VE GOURANGAD THEM ALL

Author:  Cartman [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:53 am ]
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Philthy82 wrote:
I'd love to have seen this board after Earnhardt's win in '98.

"NASCAR gave that one to Dale <tinfoil hat>"

Close enough? viewtopic.php?f=42&t=19&p=606773#p606741
Crazy Ford fanatic, circa 1998 wrote:
TO ALL YOU BOWTIE CRYBABIES, YOU THOUGHT THE TAURUS WOULD BE THE FAMILY CAR THAT COULDN'T RUN WITH THE REST OF THE PACK. WELL AS USUAL, YOU ARE ALL WRONG, TAURUS RULES, BOWTIES DROOL AND PONTIACS DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRAYER. FORDS DOMINATE IN 97 AND THEY ARE KICKING A$$ IN 98. 13 OF THE TOP 14 CARS IN VEGAS WERE FORDS AND ROUSHE'S TEAM, ALL 5 IN THE TOP TEN. GUESS YOU HENDRIX'S BOYS BUILD RUBBER-BAND ENGINES. ALSO, CHECK OUT RUSTY AND BILL ELLIOT, KICKING SOME A$$ IN 98. AS FOR EARNHART, HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO PAY OFF NASCAR OFFICIALS TO WIN THE DAYTONA 500. NO WAY IN HELL YOU DESERVE THAT RACE, AND EVEN THE CHEVY DRIVERS KNOW THAT. AND THE WONDER CHICKEN, BOY WONDER. TAKE YOUR SCRAWNEY ASS BACK TO THE PITS, YOU AIN'T GOT IT IN 98. GO ROUSHE RACING GO BILL ELLIOT AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE CONSTIPATOR(3) AND THE FLEE BITTEN CHICKEN BOY(24).
BIG JOHN

Author:  Underdogfan [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:58 am ]
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codename_47 wrote:
ziomkris96 wrote:
To end this week :D


The only reason they used this over http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com is that there are no badgers in america

Totally should've been Badgers....
Philthy82 wrote:
I'd love to have seen this board after Earnhardt's win in '98.

"OMFG SUCH BLUE BALLS"

"NASCAR gave that one to Dale <tinfoil hat>"

"FUCK YOU JOHN ANDRETTI YOU FUCKIN HACK"


FUCK THIS FAKED WWF SHIT WITH THE ENTIRE PIT LANE COMING OUT TO APPLAUD HIM, DALE SHOULD'VE GOURANGAD THEM ALL


THIS RACE SUCKED...SINGLE FILE RACING ALL DAY LONG, TWO SPIN OUTS WITH NO DAMAGE, ANDY HILLENBURG DIDN'T FINISH WELL. SHIT RACE DECENT WINNER. 3/10

Author:  EIB Fan [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:24 am ]
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StanV wrote:
NASCAR, NASCAR

Bringing out the caution

Causing a commotion

POTY

Discuss

Author:  Gael [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:45 am ]
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Did they ever show a replay of Larson's crash?

Author:  Cartman [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:54 am ]
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Brian, Brian
Swimming in the bullshit
Causing forum bitchfits
Cuz he is an asshat

Brian, Brian
Swimming in the bullshit
Pretty dumb and pretty white
Drivers fight all day and night

Like Tony George with a bag of crack
Blue ball finish is his knack
He's the Ecclestone of USA
He'll cure insomnia each Sunday

NASCAR
Killing NASCAR
NASCAR
Sanctioned by a basketcase

NASCAR
Killing NASCAR
NASCAR
Inventor of the Shitty Race

Author:  Tommy Vercetti [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:16 am ]
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codename_47 wrote:
ziomkris96 wrote:
To end this week :D


The only reason they used this over http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com is that there are no badgers in america

Totally should've been Badgers....


There are badgers...in Madison, WI.

Author:  Chris A [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:16 am ]
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I understand the initial frustration but...

The race finish > the bitching about the race finish

Author:  cArmAkAze [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:20 am ]
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I studied American badgers in Montana and the upper peninsula of Michigan. There are badgers here.

Author:  codename_47 [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:52 am ]
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Well then there's no excuse not to bring badger back!

Anyway please keep the thread title as this forever as it sums the race up perfectly :thumbsup:

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