He managed to torpedo the most slickly-run team in F1 and almost beat their child prodigy driver. Rich Dad and Crap Son are a walk in the park by comparison.

At least in 2002/2004, someone else won Monaco

That and any wet races are about all we have to look forward to

Not much positive to be said about this race, except the fantastic drive of Alonso.

Not only did he fight his way to the front after being 7th early on, he did it on track, on pace, instead of good tactics, luck and pit stops.

His 3 passings on Russell, Hamilton and Sainz were all beauties that sometimes lasted several corners, and he did them on 3 different parts of the track.

Rules are rules, but Ocon was already dead and they kept kicking him, especially the penalty for the mechanica touching the car 4 tenths too early is ridiculous. If the FIA is so strict about this 5 sec time penalty, they need to put an official there with a stopwatch and not let the teams count to 5 themselves. They had to change a wing, so they lost even more time than they gained with those 4 tenths.

My hope for the season, a max Fernando title fight. See who gets that third title first.

This will be like 04. RBR (Ferrari) killing everyone and Aston (BAR) surprising 2nd best team but can't challenge for wins.

boring

and now our bonus stats from Bahrein

.36th win for Max Verstappen (5 wins from equalizing Senna)