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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:51 pm 
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"Bernie admits - it was never about the money"

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'Michael Schumacher retires from F1 for the third and last time.'


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"Bernie announces new Deal with God for the first ever GP of Heaven. F1 Purists worry about the loss of traditional Earth-bound racetracks in favour of Bernie's new heavenly Frontier"

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"Bernie announces new Deal with God for the first ever GP of Heaven. F1 Purists worry about the loss of traditional Earth-bound racetracks in favour of Bernie's new heavenly Frontier"


"EXCLUSIVE: Deal with God to secure Heaven GP concedes immortality for F1 supremo."

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"UPDATE: Bernie confirms he plans to overthrow God"

"CVC announces pre-tax profits of $2bn from F1's 2016 revenues of $2.5bn"

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FIA also announce Celebrity Support race for former F1 racers who now reside in heaven.

Senna, Clarke, Villeneuve, Fangio, Von Trips and others relish the prospect of getting back behind the wheel in modern formula 1 cars.

Traditional F1 fans suddenly very keen on the idea of the Heaven GP

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LucasWheldon wrote:
codename_47 wrote:
"Bernie announces new Deal with God for the first ever GP of Heaven. F1 Purists worry about the loss of traditional Earth-bound racetracks in favour of Bernie's new heavenly Frontier"


"EXCLUSIVE: Deal with God to secure Heaven GP concedes immortality for F1 supremo."



GP of Heaven cancelled due to the news that God found out Bernie had strong connections with Hell as well...

One week later new team 'Red Devil' announces to be on the grid next year with Flavio Briatore as team boss


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One week later new team 'Red Devil' announces to be on the grid next year with Flavio Briatore as team boss


...with newly reformed main sponsor Andrea Moda and drivers Fernando Alonso and Michael Schumacher as teammates to complete a most sinister team.

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Not F1 but

"Montoya retires after 4th straight IndyCar title citing: It's been over 1400 days since my last BigMac, I can't do this anymore."

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"Lotus F1 still waiting on the Quantum Deal, but been told to hurry up and sign Michael Schumacher."


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After years of mismanagement, being out of touch with reality and what fans want and extreme dwindling of viewers the teams and FIA finally listen to what their fans want. New rules in place for 2018

Late 2018:
- 2018 season truly EPIC.
- 2018 F1 season best viewed event on tv.
- 2018 F1 season review nominated for Oscar because of awesome season
- F1 fans involved in new rules nominated for Nobel price and knighted by all royal houses
- Al Qaida lays down arms, will spent their time and money on racing after seeing 2018 F1 season.
- Pope steps down and tells truth about all religions. says "we cannot lie to people anymore after seeing the 2018 F1 season"


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FIA introduce new rule stipulating that drivers' helmet designs have to include their names, dates and places of birth, zodiac signs and a brief statement of their racing philosophy


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FIA introduce new rule stipulating that drivers' helmet designs have to include their names, dates and places of birth, inner leg measurement, age they lost their virginity, zodiac signs, whether they prefer leg or breast and a brief statement of their racing philosophy


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