Well they host the Beer Mile at COTA so why not a Beer GP? Maybe they can use the same rules, every quarter mile a driver has to neck a 12oz beer.

Be great to see drivers can go the whole race without pissing or find out whether a two or three piss strategy works best overall.

Haha!!



F1 could learn from these graphics. It shows what number beer they are on, how long it's taking to drink each beer and you could incorporate how many times they've vomited or stopped for a piss. Maybe they could also have a seeding system whereby the more carbonated and higher ABV of your beer, the more head start you get.

F1 Beer GP sponsored by Heineken in Europe, Corona in Mexico and Bud Light in North America.

BTW - I want to try a beer mile, it's on my to do list. But to put this video into context, my fastest mile is 5 mins 9 secs yet the winner in this video does sub 4 mins 40 secs and drinks 4 or 5 beers in the process.

FIA ad.

With marshalls standing trackside with those giant Q-Tips like they had in Gladiator trying to hit you.

Holy shit I think I'm onto something