Fuck NASCAR. Fuck them for the opportunities they squandered, the classic tracks they left and the aero-dependent monstrosities that they turned the cars into. Fuck them for trying to catch up to the NFL. Fuck them for the chase, the patronizing kindergarten points system, manipulating cautions and...
At this point, calling NASCAR the WWE of motorsports is an insult to the WWE. Suddenly, I'm imagining a situation where Brian France strips Dale Jr. of his elusive title on stage at Homestead, then hands it over to his new "corporate champion" Clint Bowyer. Cue trash throwing and Jim Ross...
You know, it's much more rage-worthy when the Cup guys don't dominate the entire race. When Kyle leads 99% of a race, you end up falling asleep before lap 50, wake up to find him in victory lane, and you only feel slightly agitated about it. Tonight's race just gets your hopes up, then proceeds to s...
Who the fuck goes ahead and spends all their money that made working at a fucking Shoe Carnival or some shit on this race. Like who is telling their wife in bed around June about how it would be a great idea to get the kids together and take em to Charlotte to see NASCAR. Who are these people? Who ...
A three-time champion sidelined by injury. A terrible crash at Daytona where the carnage couldn't be contained on the track. Front Row ending up the Front Two at Talladega. An "outlaw" taking an underdog team to a surprising Chase berth. The tragic loss of a Nationwide Series fan favorite ...
In the past 5 years, Ralph Shaheen's criminally-short tenure in the TNT booth in '09 has likely come the closest to sounding like a person who actually gives a shit about what's happening in the race.
Slow news week, so I'll post this odd pic from the mid-late 70's: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1149120_695461427134657_132604548_o.jpg Either this was a primitive "prototype" NASCAR logo, or whoever was in charge of painting the hauler did a poor job at it. Regard...
I'm definitely looking forward to it! It's a very different schedule from the first year I really started watching all things NASCAR coverage in 1996... http://www.theautochannel.com/news/events/daytona/news3502.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; 3 days of ARCA practice and quals, ...
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